Naughty Coal Cookies

What do you think Santa would say if I was to leave him a plate of coal cookies?

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Does he have a sense of humor? Ya think he’d get out one good ho-ho-ho, take a bite (falls in love) and then poof! he drops an iPad for me under the tree!! Yeah-no-probably-doubtful.

Seriously though you guys these cookies are all kinds of fun. Like a boatload more fun than getting real coal in your stocking but not as fun as silly putty, Essie’s and a Teen Bop magazine. What?

Okay, so they’re so extremely black they almost look inedible. Because they look just. like. coal. But taste a gazillion times better… because, um chocolate! They bake up pretty quickly because hot oven+cookie dough = little spread. And I didn’t want thin cookies… ya know?

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Minus that chocolate chip in the top cookie… I think I achieved a coalicious looking cookie. Yeah I said it. To get these coal cookies so black I just burnt the heck out of them. Jussst kidddding! If you want to see the magic unfold before your very eyes you’ll need to start scrolling.

Let’s do this.


As you can see it’s really not all that magical. So go on and grab the usual ingredients; eggs, butter, baking soda (not powder… it was purely habit that I grabbed it and stuck it in the shot… I meant to put salt there in its place, ugh.) a little flour, sugars and black cocoa.


For reals, Look how dark it is! And it’s the same cocoa used in Oreo cookie making. I used this brand, but if you can’t find black cocoa at your grocery store then try this one or you can even use Nestle special dark cocoa, but it’s not entirely the same thing. [affiliate]


Add the cocoa to the bowl with the flour…


Add in the teaspoon of baking soda and 1/4 teaspoon of salt, whisk to combine and scoot it off to the side.


Now comes the fun part; throw the butter and sugars into the bowl of your stand mixer. With that being said. This cookie dough ends up being pretty dense… a hand mixer might not be able to do the job.


Mix on medium-low until light and fluffy.


With the mixer on low… add one egg at a time, mixing well after each addition.


Scrape down the sides…


Then gradually add in the dry ingredients…


Mix REALLY well. Scrape down the sides and make sure you get all the dry ingredients mixed throughout.


Drop in the chips… (I’m using bittersweet 60% cacao)


Mix those in…


Now you’re ready to make some coal.


I used a 2-tablespoon scoop and plopped down some coal-dough-balls. Slide them into a 400 degree oven for 6-8 minutes.

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Bam. Coal. (the color is a leeeetle disturbing.)

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Orrrr rich, chocolaty, chocolate chip brownie cookies.

Enjoy! And if you give this Coal Cookies recipe a try, let me know! Snap a photo and tag me on twitter or instagram!

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Naughty Coal Cookies

Deep, dark chocolate cookies that look like lumps of coal!

Yield: 36 cookies

Prep Time: 15 minutes

Cook Time: 25 minutes

Total Time: 40 minutes


1-1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour

1-1/4 cups black cocoa powder

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/4 kosher salt

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter

1 cup granulated sugar

3/4 cup dark brown sugar

2 large eggs

1-1/2 cups chocolate chips (pick your favorite)


Preheat oven to 400 degrees. And line a rimmed sheet pan with a silicon liner or parchment paper.

In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa, baking soda and salt, then set off to the side.

In the bowl of your stand mixer add butter and sugars, mix on low to medium-low until combined. Add one egg at a time and mix after each addition. Scrape down the sides of the bowl before gradually adding the dry ingredients. Mix until thoroughly combined. Add in the chocolate chips and mix until incorporated.

Using a 2-tablespoon scoop, place rounded dough onto prepared sheet pan. Bake in preheated oven for 6-8 minutes. If still soft after 8 minutes, bake for 1 minute increments.

Allow cookies to cool for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack.

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12 Responses to “Naughty Coal Cookies”

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    Jennie+@themessybakerblog — December 11, 2014 at 9:25 am

    The color is stunning. I love the deep, dark black hue. Yeah, chocolate! Pinned.

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    ShaNae — December 11, 2014 at 10:10 am

    Now those are awesome! I know of some little stinkers who could use some “coal”. Thanks for the fun post!

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    Natalie Stephens — December 11, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    I couldn’t help but follow the link and buy the black cocoa. Hope you get some kind of credit for that from king Arthur Flour. I’ll share my order number if it helps you get a kick back! Can’t wait to eat these…hoping I get them baked first.

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    Linda — December 11, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    What FUN!!!! I know a couple of my girls that could have gotten them.. Where was this recipe when they were little??..LOL

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    Kent — December 12, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    These look awesome! I’ve got two nephews to try these on. =)

    One other recipe I’ve seen said that adding dark purple food coloring (from cake decorating) to cocoa will give you a black color. There’s another option you can try.

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    Carol at Wild Goose Tea — December 12, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Amazing!!!! The same dark cocoa as Oreos—-now that is a recommendation! I can’t believe how dark these did turn out.
    In fact I am laughing. I love it!!!!

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    Carrie — December 12, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    These look amazing. I need some of that cocoa powder! I’m heading up to VT over the weekend and plan on stopping at KAF, they best have it in stock!

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    Katie — December 15, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    These were perfect! I made them yesterday and the only sub I had to make was using Hershey’s Special Dark cocoa powder since I couldn’t find the Black Cocoa powder. They turned out FANTASTIC!! The batter was delicious and the cookies were so black and tasted like chewy oreos- thanks for sharing such a fun recipe!!

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    Purrlie — December 17, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    Great recipe. I’ll be making these tonight. Thanks for posting it.

    But really, way, way too many photos. Just a couple would have been enough. Put the smartphone down and step away from it. Like most food bloggers, you have no self-control with the ,camera function. There seems to be some sort of underground competition among you all to see who can embed the highest number of just average, pointless photos in a post.

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    Jennifer+@+Show+Me+the+Yummy — December 18, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Oh my gosh, I can taste the rich, chocolatey perfection of a cookie already!

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    Laura @ Laura's Culinary Adventures — December 19, 2014 at 7:48 am

    I wouldn’t mined receiving this coal at all!!

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    Missy — December 13, 2015 at 3:00 pm

    I made these and they were awesome!! I subbed out the dark chocolate chips for Andes mint chocolate chips. They tasted like a chewy thin mint. A real crowd pleaser!! Thanks for the recipe.

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